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Should you be playing videogames?
Videogames often get blamed for influencing young teenagers and adults and turning them into psychotic killers. are you at risk? take this survey to find out!

I found it in an videogame mag i was throwing out. its an official patient questionaire *cough* Tell me your answers and i will calculate whether it is safe for you to be playing video games.

Institute of Videogame Hysteria and Associated Disorders : Patient Questionaire

Q1. Which of the following reactions are you most likely to experience after playing Metal Gear Solid?

a) A sense of well-being and satisfaction
b ) Mild anxiety
c) An urge to hide in a box and fondle your botton, whilst thinking about stabbing any number of your old school teachers.

Q2. You have placed a pre-order for Metroid Prime 2. Unfortunately, when you arrive to collect the game you are told they are out of stock. Do you:

a) Ask to speak to the manager?
b ) Roll around on the floor, thrashing yourself with a knotted rope, whilst screaming about the evil crow who lives in your head?
c) Very calmly pull out a garden rake and use it to start smashing apart everything in the shop.

Q3. Which of these peripherals do you own?
a) A wireless joypad
b ) A lightgun
c) A dead sheep nailed to a PS2

Q4. Who usually buys your games?
a) You
b ) Your parents
c) The Dark God Malevolence

Q5. When you were young, which of the following was your preferred pastime?
a) Playing videogames
b ) Torturing your friends' pets by getting them to dance on heated sheets of metal.
c) Both of the above in that order

Q6. Your friend beats you at Halo. Do you:
a) Congratulate him on his victory?
b ) Run off crying
c) Hold him down and press a faeces-stained rag over his face until he stops struggling?
Edited by RiKo on 09. April 2010 16:01
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I'm a definite 'C' for all of them RiKo... especially when it comes to Garden Rakes, Stabbing Teachers and smothering PPL with Faeces Stained Rags! As for making pets dance on Hot Metal Sheets... sounds quite novel! Which do you think would be more able: a cat or a dog and... any preferred breed? (i.e. do you think a siamese has any advantage over a persian or russian-blue?)

Sorry... couldn't resist! :$

haha i am actually too scared to give you the results of the test. but you did great *cough* Thumbs Up I do however recommend sticking to the following games, Animal Crossing, Rainbow Islands, Electroplankton, and Puzzle Bobble. Screensavers are also good if you need to calm down (not ones of severed heads though).

as for which pet would dance best on hot metal, i think definitely a cat Grin perferably a fat one, i dont know which breed, but a fat siamese is probably more funny Wink
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RiKo wrote: for which pet would dance best on hot metal, i think definitely a cat Grin perferably a fat one, i dont know which breed, but a fat siamese is probably more funny Wink

HMMM... Hmm

Fat Siamese you say? Might see if I can pick one up. It's a nice day... might take a walk... *whistle*

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