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I found it in an videogame mag i was throwing out. its an official patient questionaire *cough* Tell me your answers and i will calculate whether it is safe for you to be playing video games.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Institute of Videogame Hysteria and Associated Disorders : Patient Questionaire
Q1. Which of the following reactions are you most likely to experience after playing Metal Gear Solid?
a) A sense of well-being and satisfaction
b ) Mild anxiety
c) An urge to hide in a box and fondle your botton, whilst thinking about stabbing any number of your old school teachers.
Q2. You have placed a pre-order for Metroid Prime 2. Unfortunately, when you arrive to collect the game you are told they are out of stock. Do you:
a) Ask to speak to the manager?
b ) Roll around on the floor, thrashing yourself with a knotted rope, whilst screaming about the evil crow who lives in your head?
c) Very calmly pull out a garden rake and use it to start smashing apart everything in the shop.
Q3. Which of these peripherals do you own?
a) A wireless joypad
b ) A lightgun
c) A dead sheep nailed to a PS2
Q4. Who usually buys your games?
a) You
b ) Your parents
c) The Dark God Malevolence
Q5. When you were young, which of the following was your preferred pastime?
a) Playing videogames
b ) Torturing your friends' pets by getting them to dance on heated sheets of metal.
c) Both of the above in that order
Q6. Your friend beats you at Halo. Do you:
a) Congratulate him on his victory?
b ) Run off crying
c) Hold him down and press a faeces-stained rag over his face until he stops struggling?
Edited by RiKo on 09. April 2010 16:01
"I remember getting a letter from a schoolgirl who had paralysis on one side of her body. Her mum had given her a copy of Oaarina of Time to keep her occupied in the hospital, and she was inspired by Link not to give up. She started to put more effort into rehab, and she regained the ability to walk again. I realised from that letter the power of games to move people, and the importance of never making a game halfheartedly."
WELL...
I'm a definite 'C' for all of them RiKo... especially when it comes to Garden Rakes, Stabbing Teachers and smothering PPL with Faeces Stained Rags! As for making pets dance on Hot Metal Sheets... sounds quite novel! Which do you think would be more able: a cat or a dog and... any preferred breed? (i.e. do you think a siamese has any advantage over a persian or russian-blue?)
Sorry... couldn't resist!
STE C stated plain, actual hard facts on 26.11.11... "SF4 & MVC3 can go s*ck my knob because KOF (XIII) is king... again"
haha i am actually too scared to give you the results of the test. but you did great *cough* I do however recommend sticking to the following games, Animal Crossing, Rainbow Islands, Electroplankton, and Puzzle Bobble. Screensavers are also good if you need to calm down (not ones of severed heads though).
as for which pet would dance best on hot metal, i think definitely a cat perferably a fat one, i dont know which breed, but a fat siamese is probably more funny
"I remember getting a letter from a schoolgirl who had paralysis on one side of her body. Her mum had given her a copy of Oaarina of Time to keep her occupied in the hospital, and she was inspired by Link not to give up. She started to put more effort into rehab, and she regained the ability to walk again. I realised from that letter the power of games to move people, and the importance of never making a game halfheartedly."
RiKo wrote:
...as for which pet would dance best on hot metal, i think definitely a cat perferably a fat one, i dont know which breed, but a fat siamese is probably more funny
HMMM...
Fat Siamese you say? Might see if I can pick one up. It's a nice day... might take a walk... *whistle*
STE C stated plain, actual hard facts on 26.11.11... "SF4 & MVC3 can go s*ck my knob because KOF (XIII) is king... again"
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I do however recommend sticking to the following games, Animal Crossing, Rainbow Islands, Electroplankton, and Puzzle Bobble. Screensavers are also good if you need to calm down (not ones of severed heads though).
perferably a fat one, i dont know which breed, but a fat siamese is probably more funny 
