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The worst joke... EVER
Kazuya_UK
This is a totally random/bored thread really. We all know some really bad jokes... I love telling them sometimes just to annoy people. I'll go first anyway with a few of mine, can you do worse? Grin


Why did the chicken cross the football field?

Because the referee blew for a fowl!

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How many ears does Spock have?

Three... left ear, right ear.... and final frontier!

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I saw 4 guys carrying a coffin around a graveyard as I walked past... about three hours later I walked past again and they were still walking around carrying it.

I thought to myself... man, those guys have lost the plot!


Bring it... let's hear some realy bad ones. Maybe we should do a thread for actual good jokes though? Wink


Kaz
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SteveDave
I just flew in from Vegas, my arms are killing me.

What do four bagpipers sound like at the bottom of a lake?

...Better!
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RiKo
lol - I like the Vegas one!

Bad Jokes:

Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days of the week?

Because the rest are all week days.

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How does Batmans mother call him for dinner?

Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner , Dinner Batman!!!!


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cthulhu
What do you say when you see Michael Jackson on the beach?

Get out of my sun. (get it???)

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It's green and it wants to be left alone. What is it?

A Lettuce Bee.
My arcade stuff

"ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!"
 
Raiken
What's the most musical part of your body?

Your nose, cause you can pick it and blow it.
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RiKo
What's red and invisible?

No tomatoes

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Why are pirates called pirates?

because they ARRRR!
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The eccentric cat
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

... Because its dead.
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reelmojo
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One looks at the other and says "does this taste funny to you?"
 
RiKo
lol. Kaz will be glad the clown's being eaten!
I like your new look Cat - its like you've had a makeover Smile
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Another bad joke:

What's brown and sticky?

A stick!
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shion
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.
 
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Kazuya_UK
Yes, destroy those nasty horrible clowns! Pfft

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